GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta chat about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more like just observing. It's a whole thing. You got your typical game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Say when that skater went flying into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a movie scene. An